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When you are on TwoSentenceSadness but still don't know how to express your sadness, that is when the real sadness hits.

1249 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"You first!" he said as he pushed his friend forward.

703 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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As she lay shattered on the floor, I crawled desperately to get by her side.

353 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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They never let me divide a group to form teams for our games, insisting that I couldn't count.

326 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Let's cement our love with bricks of trust," she had said six months ago when I first started dating her.

260 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Jeez, why is it so difficult to write good horror stories here now?"

212 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I walked back home, I tried desperately to recall the two sentence horror idea that had popped up in my mind during work.

175 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Who is that scrawny old lady with long black hair hauling a body near our porch?"

164 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

148 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"Have you heard of Betaal – an evil spirit that haunts cemeteries and takes demonic possession of corpses?" the funny-looking old man asked.

121 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When you are on TwoSentenceSadness but still don't know how to express your sadness, that is when the real sadness hits.	1249	TwoSentenceSadness
"You first!" he said as he pushed his friend forward.	703	TwoSentenceSadness
As she lay shattered on the floor, I crawled desperately to get by her side.	353	TwoSentenceHorror
They never let me divide a group to form teams for our games, insisting that I couldn't count.	326	TwoSentenceHorror
"Let's cement our love with bricks of trust," she had said six months ago when I first started dating her.	260	TwoSentenceHorror
"Jeez, why is it so difficult to write good horror stories here now?"	212	TwoSentenceHorror
As I walked back home, I tried desperately to recall the two sentence horror idea that had popped up in my mind during work.	175	TwoSentenceHorror
"Who is that scrawny old lady with long black hair hauling a body near our porch?"	164	TwoSentenceComedy
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.	148	TwoSentenceComedy
"Have you heard of Betaal – an evil spirit that haunts cemeteries and takes demonic possession of corpses?" the funny-looking old man asked.	121	TwoSentenceHorror