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{How to dispose of a body}

38 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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“Did someone fart in here, it smells like a skunk” the bus driver said.

33 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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As I got out the shower, my wife told me to get some butter out of the fridge…

31 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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After being with my brother, hiding from the alien invasion, my eyes widened and my heart sank…

20 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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What is one thing that kids ride in everyday?

12 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I was shot by the police, as I was trying to kill my daughter…

9 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I saw a old man getting robbed and beat up by 2 guys, so I decided to help

6 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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As I stand next to the people burning in my apartment building with my elderly neighbor, I started to cry…

6 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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As I stare at my alcoholic stepdad, he tells me “your next for a haircut!…”

3 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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As I stared at my alcoholic stepdad he says “your next for a haircut…”

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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