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As I climb up the passenger's seat, I laugh and try to hold as much of my wedding dress in my hands so my groom's friends can fit in the car too.

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After discovering the chocolate bars all chewed up by what could only be my dog's sharp teeth, I hurry over to her sleeping figure by the back door to try and make her puke the sweet. NSFW

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For the last three months I have been trying to perfect my Heimlich maneuver, using my pillow as a dummy, just in case.

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After spending 30 or so minutes watching those "look at the red dot for 30 seconds" videos I thought I should give my eyes a break and finally sleep.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I climb up the passenger's seat, I laugh and try to hold as much of my wedding dress in my hands so my groom's friends can fit in the car too.	1088
After discovering the chocolate bars all chewed up by what could only be my dog's sharp teeth, I hurry over to her sleeping figure by the back door to try and make her puke the sweet. NSFW	63
For the last three months I have been trying to perfect my Heimlich maneuver, using my pillow as a dummy, just in case.	3
After spending 30 or so minutes watching those "look at the red dot for 30 seconds" videos I thought I should give my eyes a break and finally sleep.	1