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The math professor felt in his bones that tonight was the night that he'd finally prove the deepeat mystery in all mathematics: the Riemann Hypothesis.

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When I saw the alert about the missiles launching, I immediately thought about the false alarm from Hawaii.

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[OCT22] His wife spoiled him with rich, delicious meals.

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At the airport, they ran towards each other eagerly, throwing their arms around each other and going in for a kiss.

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So many nurseries, so little time

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The paleontologists stared at each other and at the screen, open mouthed and silent.

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I absolutely lost it the third time I felt something tickling my ear.

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Humanity was thrilled when scientists discovered, once and for all, conclusive evidence of the human soul, escaping the body via a newly discovered, slow acting form of radiation dubbed omega decay.

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[NOV22] In the end, no price was too high to pay to appease our gods, not even our children.

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"Any last words?" the priest asked, bringing the torch nearer to the stake.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The math professor felt in his bones that tonight was the night that he'd finally prove the deepeat mystery in all mathematics: the Riemann Hypothesis.	2389
When I saw the alert about the missiles launching, I immediately thought about the false alarm from Hawaii.	2078
[OCT22] His wife spoiled him with rich, delicious meals.	819
At the airport, they ran towards each other eagerly, throwing their arms around each other and going in for a kiss.	696
So many nurseries, so little time	251
The paleontologists stared at each other and at the screen, open mouthed and silent.	247
I absolutely lost it the third time I felt something tickling my ear.	175
Humanity was thrilled when scientists discovered, once and for all, conclusive evidence of the human soul, escaping the body via a newly discovered, slow acting form of radiation dubbed omega decay.	107
[NOV22] In the end, no price was too high to pay to appease our gods, not even our children.	91
"Any last words?" the priest asked, bringing the torch nearer to the stake.	42