/u/DelapidatedSagebrush's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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To alleviate the homeless problem the philanthropist donated a new tent, sleeping bag, and solar powered lantern to every unhoused person in the U.S.A.

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I clicked submit, my final grades have been posted.

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I awoke from my coma, relieved to see my loyal service dog had stayed by my side the whole time.

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According to the state entomologist, there is an inverse relationship between a spider's mobility and the toxicity of its venom.

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The room was so silent you could hear a needle drop....

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I always enjoyed defying the norms by believing the best I could that black cats were in fact good luck.

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It took nearly 6 months of constant searching before they found some of their missing son's clothes about a mile downstream from the campsite.

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The local hospital was so overwhelmed with dying patients they had to purchase a fleet of freezer trucks to hold the excess bodies.

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[APR22] I’m not upset that I lost a hand at poker.

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The bucket man came to our door at dusk, silently begging for scraps of food.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To alleviate the homeless problem the philanthropist donated a new tent, sleeping bag, and solar powered lantern to every unhoused person in the U.S.A.	9739
I clicked submit, my final grades have been posted.	233
I awoke from my coma, relieved to see my loyal service dog had stayed by my side the whole time.	158
According to the state entomologist, there is an inverse relationship between a spider's mobility and the toxicity of its venom.	106
The room was so silent you could hear a needle drop....	64
I always enjoyed defying the norms by believing the best I could that black cats were in fact good luck.	38
It took nearly 6 months of constant searching before they found some of their missing son's clothes about a mile downstream from the campsite.	36
The local hospital was so overwhelmed with dying patients they had to purchase a fleet of freezer trucks to hold the excess bodies.	22
[APR22] I’m not upset that I lost a hand at poker.	22
The bucket man came to our door at dusk, silently begging for scraps of food.	20