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To alleviate the homeless problem the philanthropist donated a new tent, sleeping bag, and solar powered lantern to every unhoused person in the U.S.A.

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I clicked submit, my final grades have been posted.

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I awoke from my coma, relieved to see my loyal service dog had stayed by my side the whole time.

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According to the state entomologist, there is an inverse relationship between a spider's mobility and the toxicity of its venom.

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I was fumbling through a box of old things and I came across a 30 year old photo of my 2nd grade class.

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The room was so silent you could hear a needle drop....

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Some banded chert that finished polishing last night

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I always enjoyed defying the norms by believing the best I could that black cats were in fact good luck.

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It took nearly 6 months of constant searching before they found some of their missing son's clothes about a mile downstream from the campsite.

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She was so excited to finally feed a whole watermelon to a hippopotamus.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To alleviate the homeless problem the philanthropist donated a new tent, sleeping bag, and solar powered lantern to every unhoused person in the U.S.A.	9739	TwoSentenceHorror
I clicked submit, my final grades have been posted.	233	TwoSentenceHorror
I awoke from my coma, relieved to see my loyal service dog had stayed by my side the whole time.	158	TwoSentenceHorror
According to the state entomologist, there is an inverse relationship between a spider's mobility and the toxicity of its venom.	106	TwoSentenceHorror
I was fumbling through a box of old things and I came across a 30 year old photo of my 2nd grade class.	71	TwoSentenceSadness
The room was so silent you could hear a needle drop....	64	TwoSentenceHorror
Some banded chert that finished polishing last night	42	RockTumbling
I always enjoyed defying the norms by believing the best I could that black cats were in fact good luck.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
It took nearly 6 months of constant searching before they found some of their missing son's clothes about a mile downstream from the campsite.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
She was so excited to finally feed a whole watermelon to a hippopotamus.	31	TwoSentenceSadness