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“Would you like another slice?” the waiter asked.

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I killed them all today, by stabbing them repeatedly.

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Before my girlfriend goes out for a weekend of work, she always leaves me a really positive note, like “I love you” or “Hope your day is wonderful.”

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I knew today would be amazing, as my friends and I were exclusively brought in to test the opening of a new rollercoaster at a local amusement park.

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Two large spiders dropped on my belly.

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The ‘fasten seatbelt’ light came on and the captain said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’re making our final descent.”

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Two months ago, I answered an ‘askreddit’ post on what small superpower I would ideally like to have, and the next day, I was miraculously able to predict the weather 30 minutes in advance.

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Global warming had gotten so bad, they constructed an object to block out the sun for a few years.

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I hope they get to me soon.

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After weeks of pestering me about it, I finally got around to taking my little brother and his drone out for a test drive.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Would you like another slice?” the waiter asked.	133
I killed them all today, by stabbing them repeatedly.	133
Before my girlfriend goes out for a weekend of work, she always leaves me a really positive note, like “I love you” or “Hope your day is wonderful.”	50
I knew today would be amazing, as my friends and I were exclusively brought in to test the opening of a new rollercoaster at a local amusement park.	49
Two large spiders dropped on my belly.	40
The ‘fasten seatbelt’ light came on and the captain said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’re making our final descent.”	38
Two months ago, I answered an ‘askreddit’ post on what small superpower I would ideally like to have, and the next day, I was miraculously able to predict the weather 30 minutes in advance.	38
Global warming had gotten so bad, they constructed an object to block out the sun for a few years.	36
I hope they get to me soon.	29
After weeks of pestering me about it, I finally got around to taking my little brother and his drone out for a test drive.	24