/u/Deusbob's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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At first, I think the scratching noises are coming from somewhere in the dark room.

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When the little girl ran out in front of the car, I stood on the brakes and screeched to a halt.

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I decided to experiment by beheading myself to see what it was like.

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She said she understood that she'd hurt me, and that she'd do everything she could to help.

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Everyone just thought it was just a snarky internet response. That is, until the first suicide parties started kicking off.

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We were, of course, happy when she was dead. Until, of course, she no longer was.

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Every once in a while I'll go to the freezer and run across that lady's head tucked behind the frozen peas.

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As they lay, side by side, in thier graves with the earth pressing down upon them, she asked "if I ask you a question, will you tell me the truth?" After a long silence, perhaps a week but no more, he replied, "I don't think I can tell a lie." "Then this must be hell," she sighed.

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After the cramps finnaly subside, I looked around and realized there was no toilet paper.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At first, I think the scratching noises are coming from somewhere in the dark room.	699
When the little girl ran out in front of the car, I stood on the brakes and screeched to a halt.	45
I decided to experiment by beheading myself to see what it was like.	27
She said she understood that she'd hurt me, and that she'd do everything she could to help.	18
Everyone just thought it was just a snarky internet response. That is, until the first suicide parties started kicking off.	10
We were, of course, happy when she was dead. Until, of course, she no longer was.	10
Every once in a while I'll go to the freezer and run across that lady's head tucked behind the frozen peas.	5
As they lay, side by side, in thier graves with the earth pressing down upon them, she asked "if I ask you a question, will you tell me the truth?" After a long silence, perhaps a week but no more, he replied, "I don't think I can tell a lie." "Then this must be hell," she sighed.	3
After the cramps finnaly subside, I looked around and realized there was no toilet paper.	0