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The last thing I remember before the crash was the headlights coming right at us, and my wife’s scream.

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The old “sittin’ round the campfire, telling scary stories” routine will be different for me next summer.

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We’ve had dinner with mom the last 10 nights.

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The mysterious minister made the most marvelous, moist meatloaf manageable; marinating the marbled, macabre meal mere minutes before Mass.

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“You gotta learn to crawl before you can walk” they say.

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I received a package at my door Monday morning, full of flight plans, blue prints, and dozens of pages of notes.

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When I finally found my wife, the look on her face was expressionless.

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The mysterious minister made the most marvelous, moist meatloaf manageable; marinating the marbled, macabre meal only minutes before Mass.

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“Do not erase the data on that memory card!” was the last thing he said to his twin brother.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The last thing I remember before the crash was the headlights coming right at us, and my wife’s scream.	2505
The old “sittin’ round the campfire, telling scary stories” routine will be different for me next summer.	80
We’ve had dinner with mom the last 10 nights.	22
The mysterious minister made the most marvelous, moist meatloaf manageable; marinating the marbled, macabre meal mere minutes before Mass.	13
“You gotta learn to crawl before you can walk” they say.	12
I received a package at my door Monday morning, full of flight plans, blue prints, and dozens of pages of notes.	10
When I finally found my wife, the look on her face was expressionless.	5
The mysterious minister made the most marvelous, moist meatloaf manageable; marinating the marbled, macabre meal only minutes before Mass.	1
“Do not erase the data on that memory card!” was the last thing he said to his twin brother.	0