/u/DieterVonDietrich's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Hello there! I'm with the Union," says the strangely dressed Ogre. "The union?" a skeptical Goblin. "Yes! We represent the minions and servants of evil everywhere. Tell me, have you been feeling at all degraded or oppressed?"
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[WP] One day, you decided to take in a wounded raven and try nursing it back to health. When you get home from work, you find a woman with long dark hair and a black dress laying on your couch, thanking you for your help.
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[WP] Your grandfather dies, and leaves you to take care of his mansion out in the woods. On your first day there, a strange woman knocks on the door, gives you a gun, and tells you to your face: "Your grandfather summoned a demon, there are monsters in the woods, and I'm here to help you survive."
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[WP] Most people have kind and wise Fairy Godmothers who give them gifts and teach them to be better people. Your Fairy Godmother wears black armor and has a blood-red sword, and teaches you how to fight.
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[WP] After defeating the invading Orc horde, instead of wiping them all out, you allow them to settle down in your land. In a generation, the Orcs have adopted your language and created a hybrid culture of Half-Orcs with your people that still retain their strength.
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[WP] You're at school, wishing something would interrupt your boring classes. Suddenly, the intercom turns on and says, "A Tier-4 Containment Breach has occurred. All remaining survivors are advised to hide and await rescue by special forces teams. Thank you, and stay safe."
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[WP] You're about to have your heroic last stand. You kiss The Love Interest, reveal all your secrets, and send them away... only for you to survive. Now you have to live with the consequences of your actions.
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[WP] For all the noble ladies of the realm, having a knight to serve you is treated like having a pet dog: "Oh you should have seen Sir John last week when he was chasing that Elf up a tree!" "Sir Reynauld keeps stealing things when I'm not looking." "This is Sir Cross, it's short for crossbow."
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[WP] You didn't expect much when your crush said they had overprotective siblings. You certainly didn't expect them to be actual supervillains.
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