/u/DieterVonDietrich's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your little sister thinks there's a monster in the house. The giant demon with horns and claws standing beside her looks just as scared as her, and agrees.
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[WP] "Hey, if sunlight harms vampires, and moonlight is just sunlight reflecting off the moon, why do you think vampires don't get burned when it's night time?"
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[WP] You're a Park Ranger. The forest you watch over has a monster that's known to howl and scream loudly all night, but doesn't bother you if you ignore it. One night, you don't hear any howling or screaming at all; it's completely quiet.
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[WP] Your six-year old daughter thinks that the new house is haunted by a scary monster. The giant demon standing beside her looks terrified, and agrees.
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[WP] The princess isn't interested in any of the noble suitors that want her hand in marriage. Instead, she's interested in the cute court jester who always manages to make her laugh.
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[WP] Your fairy godmother isn't a wise old woman or a cheerful little pixie. She's middle-aged, dressed in a business suit, and carries a briefcase and coffee cup
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[WP] Your fairy godmother isn't a kindly old lady or a happy little pixie. She's seven feet tall, wears black armor, and has a sword possessed by a demon.
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[WP] You are a completely emotionless psychopath, but instead of killing or manipulating people, you choose to try and make them genuinely happy.
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[WP] A grand tournament is held, and the victor will be allowed to marry the princess of the kingdom. Almost all the champions attending already have love interests they want to pursue, however, and constantly try to get themselves disqualified.
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