/u/DirtBug's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"You two shall procreate and fill the earth again," the aliens proclaimed.

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Ever since midnight, patient on bed 7 has been pushing the nurse call button nonstop.

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"I will grant you everlasting wealth, provided you sacrifice your lover's life or the lives of 500 random kittens"

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Every night, I pray that I'll be forever at peace.

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I wished he pooped.

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She slips into something more comfortable for the long night ahead.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"You two shall procreate and fill the earth again," the aliens proclaimed.	623
Ever since midnight, patient on bed 7 has been pushing the nurse call button nonstop.	246
"I will grant you everlasting wealth, provided you sacrifice your lover's life or the lives of 500 random kittens"	106
Every night, I pray that I'll be forever at peace.	27
I wished he pooped.	14
She slips into something more comfortable for the long night ahead.	13