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No matter how much we fight, my wife will always prepare my coffee in the morning.

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“Sorry, mother,” I said as I plunged the knife into her stomach.

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I felt something in my throat, so I swallowed it, assuming it was some food from earlier.

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“Ah, the perfect cleaning solution,” I said to myself.

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As the only doctor around, they suggested I should give the shot.

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The eyes in the mirror stared back at me.

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I gained the power to randomly teleport to anywhere in the world.

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“Ah, my favorite part of being a veterinarian”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
No matter how much we fight, my wife will always prepare my coffee in the morning.	9772
“Sorry, mother,” I said as I plunged the knife into her stomach.	571
I felt something in my throat, so I swallowed it, assuming it was some food from earlier.	137
“Ah, the perfect cleaning solution,” I said to myself.	65
As the only doctor around, they suggested I should give the shot.	60
The eyes in the mirror stared back at me.	26
I gained the power to randomly teleport to anywhere in the world.	4
“Ah, my favorite part of being a veterinarian”	1