/u/DocMC03's posts
Although we initially were having some trouble, we were comforted by the fact that we’d have nine months to come up with a perfect name.
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Surely if the creaking elevator cables had held up for the past three hours they’d been stuck between floors, they would continue to hold long enough for her to squeeze her body through the gap, right?
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Wow!—all it took to get those little bastards complaining and the school to cancel their contract with that milk carton company was a syringe and barely a bottle of bleach.
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I was at first a bit weirded out, but then I read about others who had done it, and thought that my girlfriend asking for a mold of my dick could be a sign she’d stopped suspecting me of infidelity. NSFW
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