/u/DoesntUnderstands's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your karma is always attempting to reach equilibrium. You fear any time something good happens to you because what follows is always something equally bad.
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[WP] Your new neighbor pays you a visit to introduce himself. He is wearing a red tie that contrasts his blue eyes. He also has brown shorts, polished black shoes, and looks jaundiced. Not even a week goes by and the shenanigans start.
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[WP] You go a quaint little bookstore and notice a book in the bargain bin has your name as the title. You open it and it describes exactly what you're doing at this exact moment. You get a chill of fear when you notice from where you are, there are only 3 pages left in the book.
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[WP] After sarcastically talking in the third person. You accidentally discover that you're able to narrate your own life.
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[WP] While teaching preschool, your brightest student takes you aside asks you a simple question. Later that same evening, that student's entire family is absconded to a black site. You receive commendations and a medal for your heroic actions of saving the lives of everyone on the planet.
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[WP] The Simpsons announce its their last season and decide to spend the last episode ruining every single character on the show.
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[WP] An actor has a sex tape leaked and it ruins their reputation. It is later revealed that the tape was pure CGI using a detailed 3D body scan they had provided for a previous movie role. The animator claims its protected as art, the actor claims their dimensions are intellectual property
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[WP] You die a painful death and see a bright light. As you come out of the darkness, a guy dressed in blue slaps you on the ass and says "welcome to earth 2", do you have any relatives for us to contact?
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[WP] You're playing your usual civilization game. You get bored so you instruct one of the citizens to move around in circles. Then, when you order him to walk off a cliff. He stops at the last step. Looks up, and says "Why?"
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