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“You know, Barn, I figured I oughta tell you this. I was walkin' by yer house the other day, an'duh, I poked my head in the window, and Betty was undressin'. Now, she saw me there, but she didn't stop.”

668 upvotes • r/familyguy

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“(GASP)! Homer, come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!”

511 upvotes • r/TheSimpsons

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“Oh my god, we don't know any songs.”

421 upvotes • r/familyguy

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It’s okay…the onion wouldn’t want us to cry.

303 upvotes • r/Hololive

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What’s this guy’s backstory?

280 upvotes • r/TheSimpsons

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“Oh, Dear God! This man's kidneys have exploded!”

256 upvotes • r/TheSimpsons

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“Not to worry, Mr. K. We've rigged the cards. They're all in events that communists never lose.”

214 upvotes • r/TheSimpsons

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What are your favorite alien stones, substances and inorganic materials?

160 upvotes • r/rickandmorty

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“Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle.”

105 upvotes • r/TheSimpsons

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SQUIRREL!!

90 upvotes • r/Hololive

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“You know, Barn, I figured I oughta tell you this. I was walkin' by yer house the other day, an'duh, I poked my head in the window, and Betty was undressin'. Now, she saw me there, but she didn't stop.”	668	familyguy
“(GASP)! Homer, come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!”	511	TheSimpsons
“Oh my god, we don't know any songs.”	421	familyguy
It’s okay…the onion wouldn’t want us to cry.	303	Hololive
What’s this guy’s backstory?	280	TheSimpsons
“Oh, Dear God! This man's kidneys have exploded!”	256	TheSimpsons
“Not to worry, Mr. K. We've rigged the cards. They're all in events that communists never lose.”	214	TheSimpsons
What are your favorite alien stones, substances and inorganic materials?	160	rickandmorty
“Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle.”	105	TheSimpsons
SQUIRREL!!	90	Hololive