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A revolutionary new drug enabled people to stay awake indefinitely, with no side effects.

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When my wife and I were bitten by the zombie, we decided to handcuff ourselves to one another and face the infection together.

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I eventually managed to convince my child that there was nothing hiding under the bed, or in any of the closets.

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A psychovore is a psychic monster which forces its prey to spread the word about it, before it devours them.

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People say it's nonsense that you swallow an average of 7 spiders a year in your sleep, but those people don't realise how averages work.

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When we made completely realistic android doppelgangers, capable of completing any work or social duties in our stead, we predicted the usual philosophical problems.

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My child told me there was a monster under his bed, so I checked, and saw a snarling thing with dozens of eyes and hundreds of teeth.

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Little Timmy told me there was a terrifying monster under his bed, then laughed, when I saw the mirror he'd put under there.

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It's been two weeks since by baby was kidnapped.

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The serial killer who'd kidnapped me said he was looking forward to killing me as slowly as possible.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A revolutionary new drug enabled people to stay awake indefinitely, with no side effects.	10713
When my wife and I were bitten by the zombie, we decided to handcuff ourselves to one another and face the infection together.	2205
I eventually managed to convince my child that there was nothing hiding under the bed, or in any of the closets.	1163
A psychovore is a psychic monster which forces its prey to spread the word about it, before it devours them.	889
People say it's nonsense that you swallow an average of 7 spiders a year in your sleep, but those people don't realise how averages work.	844
When we made completely realistic android doppelgangers, capable of completing any work or social duties in our stead, we predicted the usual philosophical problems.	191
My child told me there was a monster under his bed, so I checked, and saw a snarling thing with dozens of eyes and hundreds of teeth.	175
Little Timmy told me there was a terrifying monster under his bed, then laughed, when I saw the mirror he'd put under there.	168
It's been two weeks since by baby was kidnapped.	154
The serial killer who'd kidnapped me said he was looking forward to killing me as slowly as possible.	129