/u/DrCreepenVanPasta's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My kidnapper told me I could scream all I wanted, as no one would hear us this far out in the woods.

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After years of trying and failing, this was finally it: the last cigarette he would ever smoke.

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Today I learned that it's illegal to remove, maliciously damage or destroy endangered plants on federally-owned land.

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"Knock knock knocking on heaven's door."

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As he hugged his wife, he noticed she was cold and lifeless.

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The infected hordes swarmed the city streets, their moans echoing in the night as they relentlessly hunted for their next meal.

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As the full moon rose high in the sky, the eerie howls echoed through the forest, causing them to pick up speed on their way to the cabin.

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I'll have an Aberdeen Angus steak, rare please.

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The couple's joy turned to terror as they watched their baby's eyes follow invisible figures around the room.

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"Left or right?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My kidnapper told me I could scream all I wanted, as no one would hear us this far out in the woods.	1787
After years of trying and failing, this was finally it: the last cigarette he would ever smoke.	92
Today I learned that it's illegal to remove, maliciously damage or destroy endangered plants on federally-owned land.	36
"Knock knock knocking on heaven's door."	34
As he hugged his wife, he noticed she was cold and lifeless.	21
The infected hordes swarmed the city streets, their moans echoing in the night as they relentlessly hunted for their next meal.	16
As the full moon rose high in the sky, the eerie howls echoed through the forest, causing them to pick up speed on their way to the cabin.	15
I'll have an Aberdeen Angus steak, rare please.	14
The couple's joy turned to terror as they watched their baby's eyes follow invisible figures around the room.	13
"Left or right?"	6