/u/DrRobertBanner's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I know cats are well known for bringing in presents to their owners.

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After my daughter died I began going to sleep with a stuffed animal.

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I screamed with joy as my newborn son began suckling my breast for the first time!

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"Oh it's fine, it's only coloured frosting," she claimed while licking it off her finger.

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"It doesn't look right at the moment, but it'll look better when it's finished" I reassured myself.

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We finally made it back after our mission around a black hole!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I know cats are well known for bringing in presents to their owners.	66
After my daughter died I began going to sleep with a stuffed animal.	31
I screamed with joy as my newborn son began suckling my breast for the first time!	24
"Oh it's fine, it's only coloured frosting," she claimed while licking it off her finger.	14
"It doesn't look right at the moment, but it'll look better when it's finished" I reassured myself.	5
We finally made it back after our mission around a black hole!	1