WritingPrompts

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[WP] You've been with the Galactic Federation Army as a Resources Officer for years, and in that time, you've come to understand one thing about humans that is both intriguing and disturbing; Human genes are like Carbon atoms in that they can bond and mix with almost anything.	23
[WP] The wall is never wrong. It will always display the total number of life forms in the room. However, the wall currently says eight and there are only four of you in the room. You each take a headcount, and each time the number comes back the same; four.	18
[WP] Without thinking, you enter the captain's room with paperwork for them to sign. However, you see the captain and the human... "engaging in physical activities". Awkwardness ensues.	8
[WP] "Captain, your tour of duty is over, you don't have to keep your crew together", The High Commander pleads. "No, these are my Little Murder Monkeys! They bring me joy and are a part of my hoard, I love them, and you can't have them! Get your own!", the Captain protested.	8
[WP] "Okay, you'll need to explain this to us one more time. Gorrathian Pirates attacked your ship, and you and the other humans said, 'Fuck it, we ball' and dispatched them all with nothing more than a 16-inch knife and a hand grenade...how!?", the Head of the Federation Disciplinary Court shouted.	7
[WP] "A Nissan Silvia? You expect me to win the race in this? I gave you guys a massive budget, what did you spend it on!? I'm trying to race down a mountain not delivery pizzas! Please tell me you have a plan.", you say panicked. There are only 4 hours until the race, and losing is not an option.	5
[WP] The first all human team on this season of "Universe's Most Fashionable" lost in the final round but damn did they look good doing it. Honestly, no one thought that humans could even compete on the universal fashion stage, but they put up a damn good fight.	5
[WP] The Group Chats were leaked. All of them. Discord, iMessage, even the Reddit stuff. And you’re the one that leaked it for immunity. Your friends have given you a 1 day head start.	3
[WP]This is it, the final push. The school-wide Nerf War between the staff and students now rest on you and your two friends. But before the final push, your grind pulls a blaster on you. “I’m sorry, but they made me a good offer.”, they say.	2
[WP] “Shopping. All I wanted was to go shopping, and we end up tied to chairs. How the hell did we get here!?”, Mary screams at you.	2

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