/u/Dragnet-Z's posts
[WP] As you prep your needles, the subject squirms in the chair. “Now none of that. You’ll tell me what I want, otherwise this’ll get boring. But, before we start, let me ask you; why is a bright forest scarier than a dark one?”
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[WP] After years of knowing each other and observing one another, you are now 80% certain that your best friend is a wizard. That, or a very fashionable vampire. You don't know how you'll prove it, but there's just too much evidence to suggest otherwise.
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[WP] The head of HR for the ship has called a meeting to discuss the human crew members. Not what they've done, but who. "I hate that I have to remind you all about this but this is the 9th pregnancy that's been reported on this ship. Yes, humans are adorable, but we have a job to do!", they shout.
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[WP] You'd always thought Paul Bunyan was fictional until you met him. It turns out, he's just a chill dude that is a beast at video games. He offers to let you hang out whenever you want as long as you don't tell anyone about his existence.
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[WP] "10,000 years! My sentence was for 100 years and they lied to me! They left you, unaging and undying to watch over me and you left me in there for 10,000 years! Why!? I served my time! I went mad in there! Do you know what 10,000 years is for me? It is an endless sleep with no dreams. So why!?"
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[WP] A message to all crew: If a human says something about wanting you to “crush their skull” or “break them”, they aren’t being literal.
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[WP] Whenever the hero fights the Demon King, neither of them notice the…particularly erotic nature of their fights. But you do.
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[WP] Your mom reveals that she and your friends' moms used to be a part of an element-themed Super Sentai-style team back in the day, and with the resurgence of an old enemy, you all now must take up their titles. Your mom was the non-elemental 6th member; The Time Ranger.
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[WP] You are a being that's been locked up your entire life. You've never seen natural light, and the people containing you label you as dangerous. you don't even know what you do. One day, a little girl opens the door to your room, and gestures for you to follow her. Looks like a breakout.
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