/u/DragonEyeNinja's posts
[WP] Every time you sell an item to a vendor, that item gets transported to another universe, basically equivalent to one giant landfill.
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[WP] Heavy is the head that wears the crown - in fact, the kingdom has routine contests, and whomever's head weighs the most is crowned king.
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[WP] The reason aliens haven't contacted humanity is because humans are a scorched-earth backup for if they're losing a war. Yesterday, the world's militaries left the planet.
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[WP] A gentle rumble wakes you up from your deep sleep. You go about your usual routine, until you read a status report that says "SHIP CRITICAL - HULL BREACH VENTING OXYGEN - ALL CREW EVACUATED."
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[WP] A professional hunter of the undead hears offhand about a gang of vampires, zombies, and werewolves terrorizing the criminal underworld. It's time to unleash his secret weapon... silver buckshot.
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[WP] As the kingdom's head artificer, you are tasked with creating a new, devastating weapon that your troops can use.
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[WP] {SYS:ERR}; This machine has been accessed without the required authorization from an external source. Contact {ERR:MSG_NOT_FOUND} DOOMSDAY IS COMING
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[WP] A billionaire who's only eaten at the finest restaurants suddenly loses everything and is out on the streets. Hungry, he goes to McDonald's for the first time in his life.
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