/u/Draki1903's posts
[WP] Turns out that humans ARE the only race in the Universe. As our run gets close to the end, we take it onto ourselves to attempt creating new life.
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[WP]Ghost-celebrity: You're a celebrity. You're supposed to attend all kinds of crazy functions. Some of those are online. You're supposed to be there, interacting with people for hours. Why not hire one of your biggest fans who knows how you think and talk and act to PLAY you?
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[WP] "Observers, analysts and the general public alike are confused as to how Grugoloth, the Devourer of Hope took place as the front runner of the presidential election."
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[WP] "John, nobody knows how they still make their pizza delivery business work. No dumbass, it's not because of undercutting, it's because they will deliver even to the middle of the goddamn warzone in Syria. To all sides involved!"
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[WP] "An Ancient Evil has Broken the Sixty Seals and Awoken from its Eternal Slumber, making it the fourth one this month. Here's Tom with the weather!"
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[WP] "A punishment for this crime would be death. But I will have you suffer far more. For this crime, you will be allowed to live"
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