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[EU] Ma-Ti is dead. In desperation, the Planeteers do that which they vowed never to do--they summon Captain Planet without a heart.

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[WP] You've just been informed that your liege had told you to slay the dragon, not lay the dragon. That would've been great to know earlier.

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[WP] "...And in conclusion, kids, stay in school." The motivational speaker closes his book and stands up. They laugh. "No, really, stay here. You can't go home."

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[WP] Jack and Jill went up a hill/to fetch a pail of water./Jack fell down/and broke his crown/and Jill was convicted of manslaughter.

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[WP] A criminal vows to become the world's best defense attorney to legally ruin the career of the prosecutor who jailed him.

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[WP] "Their Tank stands in the fire as we're creating it. The Rogue backstabs the party habitually. The healer is a drunkard, and their mage wouldn't know magic if it shot out of a wand. So would someone explain why they keep winning!?"

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[WP] A Necromancer and Paladin become roommates.

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[WP] The Console Wars are literal wars.

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[WP] She was a deaf mute, and he was blind. It was a tale of senseless love.

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[WP] Though international law requires one to name their child, there is no deadline for that decision. This makes it awkward when you have to introduce yourself without a name.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[EU] Ma-Ti is dead. In desperation, the Planeteers do that which they vowed never to do--they summon Captain Planet without a heart.	42
[WP] You've just been informed that your liege had told you to slay the dragon, not lay the dragon. That would've been great to know earlier.	37
[WP] "...And in conclusion, kids, stay in school." The motivational speaker closes his book and stands up. They laugh. "No, really, stay here. You can't go home."	37
[WP] Jack and Jill went up a hill/to fetch a pail of water./Jack fell down/and broke his crown/and Jill was convicted of manslaughter.	35
[WP] A criminal vows to become the world's best defense attorney to legally ruin the career of the prosecutor who jailed him.	18
[WP] "Their Tank stands in the fire as we're creating it. The Rogue backstabs the party habitually. The healer is a drunkard, and their mage wouldn't know magic if it shot out of a wand. So would someone explain why they keep winning!?"	18
[WP] A Necromancer and Paladin become roommates.	17
[WP] The Console Wars are literal wars.	14
[WP] She was a deaf mute, and he was blind. It was a tale of senseless love.	13
[WP] Though international law requires one to name their child, there is no deadline for that decision. This makes it awkward when you have to introduce yourself without a name.	13