/u/DraymondDarksteel's posts
[EU] Ma-Ti is dead. In desperation, the Planeteers do that which they vowed never to do--they summon Captain Planet without a heart.
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[WP] You've just been informed that your liege had told you to *slay* the dragon, not *lay* the dragon. That would've been great to know earlier.
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[WP] "...And in conclusion, kids, stay in school." The motivational speaker closes his book and stands up. They laugh. "No, really, stay here. You can't go home."
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[WP] Jack and Jill went up a hill/to fetch a pail of water./Jack fell down/and broke his crown/and Jill was convicted of manslaughter.
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[WP] "Their Tank stands in the fire as we're creating it. The Rogue backstabs the party habitually. The healer is a drunkard, and their mage wouldn't know magic if it shot out of a wand. So would someone explain why they keep winning!?"
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[WP] A criminal vows to become the world's best defense attorney to legally ruin the career of the prosecutor who jailed him.
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