/u/DreadPirate-Wesley's posts
[WP] Maybe you’re crazy, maybe not. All you know is that you literally have an angel over one shoulder and a devil over the other. What’s most frustrating is that the devil screams at you; the angel only whispers.
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[WP] You are at Comic Con admiring a full-scale model of the Iron Man suit. Suddenly gunfire is heard. Multiple active shooters are there firing indiscriminately into the crowds. Through your panic, you look at the suit again and figure, “Why not?”
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[WP] You’ve never seen a Star Wars movie before. But after seeing one with your friends, you begin to understand what these strange powers are that you’ve been developing.
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[WP] You died. But when meeting Death, you are surprised to find him not in a holocaust cloak holding a scythe, but in a shirt and tie sitting behind a desk.
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[WP] You’re an NPC in a game. The entire reason for your repetitious existence is to be a victim whose death always kicks off some lame side quest. Yeah, well not today, jerkwads!!
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[WP] A super hero’s powers come from an unexpected source: he has a tremendous amount of faith, which allows to do miraculous things! Unfortunately, a new villain has shown up who has a particular talent for talking smack.
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[WP] Genetic evolution has taken a strange turn where the saying “you are what you eat” has become shockingly literal. A balanced diet has been developed to help maintain the human form, but not everyone is adhering to it.
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[WP] The cave explorer froze in terror - both by the sudden pitch black that swallowed him when his light equipment died, and by the echoing sounds of the creatures around him. Then he hears his partner in his ear piece: “Switch your remote camera to night mode! I’m getting you out of there!”
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[WP] Local police are responding to a strange call that a violent hooded man is “throwing people around with his mind”. When they arrive, the dark-clad individual lowers his hood, turns to face the officers, then snaps on the fiery blade of a red lightsaber.
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[WP] There is a procedure that allows you to experience all of the physical pain of your life in an excruciating 6-12 hours (depending on the FPE - Future Pain Estimate). In turn, this will render your body immune to all damage! However, your FPE recommends treatment for an unprecedented full week!
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