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When my pregnant wife began showing, I realized I was the happiest I'd ever been.

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"I've decided there's only one way to fix all my problems- suicide," I say softly.

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Dangit, I can't believe my girlfriend forgot to lock up the house again!

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"Y'know, based on the fact my drawings are photo realistic, you'd think the people I draw actually exist, but only in my mind, I'm afraid."

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This world has people gifted with special powers, and it is my job to find them and inspire them to fulfill their destiny.

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He told me that choosing immortality would prevent me from ever entering hell.

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"Sir, Officer Corals is color blind- hundreds will die if he's the one to diffuse the bomb," cried the General's Assistant.

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The old woods may have been devoid of anything but plant life, but it made them all the more photogenic.

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"Mister, why don't you have a color?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Poll: Should r/TwoSentenceHorror join the subreddit blackout?	1059
When my pregnant wife began showing, I realized I was the happiest I'd ever been.	265
"I've decided there's only one way to fix all my problems- suicide," I say softly.	252
Dangit, I can't believe my girlfriend forgot to lock up the house again!	85
"Y'know, based on the fact my drawings are photo realistic, you'd think the people I draw actually exist, but only in my mind, I'm afraid."	74
This world has people gifted with special powers, and it is my job to find them and inspire them to fulfill their destiny.	55
He told me that choosing immortality would prevent me from ever entering hell.	33
"Sir, Officer Corals is color blind- hundreds will die if he's the one to diffuse the bomb," cried the General's Assistant.	27
The old woods may have been devoid of anything but plant life, but it made them all the more photogenic.	19
"Mister, why don't you have a color?"	18