/u/DrunkenTree's posts in /r/NoSleep

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My boyfriend and I really screwed up -- As a prank we wrote a fake "list of rules" for our dormitory.

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If you call 911 and it sounds weird at the other end, hang up and call again.

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When I was a little girl I had a phantom arm -- along with two real ones.

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I have to be really careful about flushing bugs down the office toilet.

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Does a Cat Know It's Gone Blind?

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Mama's killed my brother twice, and he's still here. I don't want to be next.

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The new girl in our gang was really hot.

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I've been learning white witchcraft from the Circle. I've learned my teachers aren't white witches.

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Your Garmin watch hasn't connected since yesterday morning. You don't want to know why.

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"These eleven questions can tell you a lot about yourself."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My boyfriend and I really screwed up -- As a prank we wrote a fake "list of rules" for our dormitory.	10950
If you call 911 and it sounds weird at the other end, hang up and call again.	2403
When I was a little girl I had a phantom arm -- along with two real ones.	2097
I have to be really careful about flushing bugs down the office toilet.	1967
Does a Cat Know It's Gone Blind?	1849
Mama's killed my brother twice, and he's still here. I don't want to be next.	1732
The new girl in our gang was really hot.	1187
I've been learning white witchcraft from the Circle. I've learned my teachers aren't white witches.	1006
Your Garmin watch hasn't connected since yesterday morning. You don't want to know why.	618
"These eleven questions can tell you a lot about yourself."	583