/u/DungeonsAndData's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I'm legally blind, but I love reading the stories on Reddit and the friends I've made here.

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After finally finding my key fob, I pressed and held the remote start button until I heard my car start in the garage.

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The kidnapper held a knife to my youngest child's throat and said, "Which one should I kill quickly, and which one slowly?"

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As I was being discharged from the hospital, the nurse smiled and said, "I can't wait to see you again!"

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My friend Sam is always quiet and sometimes doesn't eat, even though we share all our meals together.

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After reading a hundred stories, I was very careful with how I worded my wish to understand every language on Earth.

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No matter how much I clean or scratch, my ears won't stop itching.

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My cat had a bad habit of getting into places he shouldn't, so when I heard the crash in the other room, I didn't worry about it.

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As my medicine is in my nightstand and the light switch is by the door, I usually shake the bottle to make sure I have the right medicine before I take my dose and roll over to sleep.

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We had been stuck in the time loop for so long that every morning, Mr. Darrell would shoot himself exactly at 7:08am just to escape the monotony.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm legally blind, but I love reading the stories on Reddit and the friends I've made here.	6029
After finally finding my key fob, I pressed and held the remote start button until I heard my car start in the garage.	3819
The kidnapper held a knife to my youngest child's throat and said, "Which one should I kill quickly, and which one slowly?"	3216
As I was being discharged from the hospital, the nurse smiled and said, "I can't wait to see you again!"	2520
My friend Sam is always quiet and sometimes doesn't eat, even though we share all our meals together.	526
After reading a hundred stories, I was very careful with how I worded my wish to understand every language on Earth.	334
No matter how much I clean or scratch, my ears won't stop itching.	143
My cat had a bad habit of getting into places he shouldn't, so when I heard the crash in the other room, I didn't worry about it.	79
As my medicine is in my nightstand and the light switch is by the door, I usually shake the bottle to make sure I have the right medicine before I take my dose and roll over to sleep.	43
We had been stuck in the time loop for so long that every morning, Mr. Darrell would shoot himself exactly at 7:08am just to escape the monotony.	42