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Having grown up on X-Men comics, I immediately asked the genie to grant me control over every cell of my body.

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The boy was terrified when he accidentally broke the statue at the museum.

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[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know what it's like to live with the gulit of killing an innocent bystander!"

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Considering that talking about food is a classic way to break the ice, what's your favourite type of sweetmeat?

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Twenty years ago, my colleagues and I created nano-robots that could digest fats and use it to fuel themselves.

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"Cause of death: blood loss via dismemberment of left arm"

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My family has always dismissed missing food and strange noises in the night on a "friendly poltergeist" as a joke.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Having grown up on X-Men comics, I immediately asked the genie to grant me control over every cell of my body.	232
The boy was terrified when he accidentally broke the statue at the museum.	133
[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know what it's like to live with the gulit of killing an innocent bystander!"	30
Considering that talking about food is a classic way to break the ice, what's your favourite type of sweetmeat?	15
Twenty years ago, my colleagues and I created nano-robots that could digest fats and use it to fuel themselves.	14
"Cause of death: blood loss via dismemberment of left arm"	13
My family has always dismissed missing food and strange noises in the night on a "friendly poltergeist" as a joke.	5