/u/E_G_G_V_A_N's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I lay there sobbing and wishing my death, my rapist tells me "No one will ever believe you."

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"If I hear a peep out of anyone, I won't hesitate to shoot!" said the robber.

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As I started to slip into the Grand Canyon, I try to grab onto something, anything, to stop my descent.

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"Wow, your child is so well behaved!" I said to one of my student's parents at a Parent-Teacher Conference.

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This job is too easy, I just have to watch some stupid animatronics all night!

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As I stood atop my apartment complex, contemplating whether or not to kill myself, my father's voice echoed in my head.

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“Leave this holy sanctuary, foul demon!”

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Motioning to the storm outside, I tell my kid "Aren't you glad that we decided to come here instead?"

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I never understood why my pastor said to fear God.

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As I’m about to board the plane, I check my ticket one last time.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I lay there sobbing and wishing my death, my rapist tells me "No one will ever believe you."	2266
"If I hear a peep out of anyone, I won't hesitate to shoot!" said the robber.	1122
As I started to slip into the Grand Canyon, I try to grab onto something, anything, to stop my descent.	680
"Wow, your child is so well behaved!" I said to one of my student's parents at a Parent-Teacher Conference.	465
This job is too easy, I just have to watch some stupid animatronics all night!	74
As I stood atop my apartment complex, contemplating whether or not to kill myself, my father's voice echoed in my head.	50
“Leave this holy sanctuary, foul demon!”	17
Motioning to the storm outside, I tell my kid "Aren't you glad that we decided to come here instead?"	17
I never understood why my pastor said to fear God.	11
As I’m about to board the plane, I check my ticket one last time.	8