/u/Earl_Lander's posts in /r/shittyaskreddit
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Sometimes my ass crater will make random noises like the muffler of a Mack Truck hauling Mexicans to the border. Do I have something illegal happening deep in my mud hut?
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Why does it burn and pinch my penis every time I open and close the oven door to check on your wife's lasagna?
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When I fart in the shower, the smell stays. Is water having a civil war with my farts? Is this a hate crime?
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Would it look cool to braid my hair with my nut hair from the back so every time I nod I wipe my ass???
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