/u/Earl_Lander's posts in /r/shittyaskreddit
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Does anyone else save their daily cum and their daily shit all day so that they can use it to make Breakfast Cum and Shit Scrambled Eggs Deluxe?
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Every time I pee, my penis makes the sound of a trombone playing the scale descendingly. Is this of concern?
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For 1 million dollars, would you: A. Eat 100 pounds of fresh cow poop in one sitting, no time limit, or B. Give a 1-hour blowjob to a random homeless vet live on tv?
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