/u/EarthMarsUranus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Parvovirus only infects dogs so you have nothing to worry about", the vet assured me.

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"It's not my fault, the voices made me do it!", I pleaded as the police dragged me away from the bleeding corpse.

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It's been 5 months since I was first posted to this godforsaken trench and my homesickness grows stronger by the minute.

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The worst part wasn't the millions left dead, the millions more left crippled, or even the tens of millions left unemployed and destitute.

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I thought it'd be funny to shave my mate's head after he passed out drunk.

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"I could kill you for what you've done to me", I screamed at my cheating partner.

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Mummy look, I'm a unicorn!

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I'd warned my neighbour multiple times that if he didn't stop his Ivy from encroaching into my garden there'd be consequences.

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Wow, look how much you've grown!

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Nobody saw the girl sitting tied up in my basement.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Parvovirus only infects dogs so you have nothing to worry about", the vet assured me.	1149
"It's not my fault, the voices made me do it!", I pleaded as the police dragged me away from the bleeding corpse.	1130
It's been 5 months since I was first posted to this godforsaken trench and my homesickness grows stronger by the minute.	738
The worst part wasn't the millions left dead, the millions more left crippled, or even the tens of millions left unemployed and destitute.	644
I thought it'd be funny to shave my mate's head after he passed out drunk.	629
"I could kill you for what you've done to me", I screamed at my cheating partner.	546
Mummy look, I'm a unicorn!	456
I'd warned my neighbour multiple times that if he didn't stop his Ivy from encroaching into my garden there'd be consequences.	397
Wow, look how much you've grown!	376
Nobody saw the girl sitting tied up in my basement.	364