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It's been almost a decade since I last saw my mother.

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I'm going to have to leave this sub.

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As we cuffed her and dragged her away from the bleeding corpse, she pleaded, "It's not my fault, the voices made me do it!".

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"The kittens are licking my toes", she giggled.

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After 357 years running from death I was almost relieved to finally see the Grim Reaper had tracked down to my remote mountain cave.

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Gently cupping my balls with one hand, she playfully tickled a finger across my shaft with the other.

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It's said that it's more dangerous to cut vegetables with a blunt knife than a sharp one.

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It's so smooth.

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Knocking on the door to admit that I'd run over their dog was difficult.

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Seven days after the initial SOS, rescuers finally broke through only to find the bodies of all 20 miners.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's been almost a decade since I last saw my mother.	21542
I'm going to have to leave this sub.	17350
As we cuffed her and dragged her away from the bleeding corpse, she pleaded, "It's not my fault, the voices made me do it!".	12144
"The kittens are licking my toes", she giggled.	10423
After 357 years running from death I was almost relieved to finally see the Grim Reaper had tracked down to my remote mountain cave.	9671
Gently cupping my balls with one hand, she playfully tickled a finger across my shaft with the other.	6149
It's said that it's more dangerous to cut vegetables with a blunt knife than a sharp one.	3559
It's so smooth.	1518
Knocking on the door to admit that I'd run over their dog was difficult.	1432
Seven days after the initial SOS, rescuers finally broke through only to find the bodies of all 20 miners.	1169