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After a long day there's nothing quite like sinking into a warm bed.

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The story of Jonah being swallowed by a whale had given me a childhood fear of the sea.

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I was deep in the throes of ecstasy both metaphorically and literally.

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She caught me staring and winked.

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Four hours after descending into the never before explored cave system my five friends and I admitted that we were totally lost.

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[DEC2020] Santa started in horror at the eight eviscerated bodies of his reindeer and instantly knew...

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"This will probably die in new", I thought to myself.

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There's no reason to be afraid of the dark.

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The final thing I wanted to assure you of, now that you've signed the lease, is that the spider infestation in the basement is no longer an issue.

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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After a long day there's nothing quite like sinking into a warm bed.	43
The story of Jonah being swallowed by a whale had given me a childhood fear of the sea.	43
I was deep in the throes of ecstasy both metaphorically and literally.	43
She caught me staring and winked.	43
Four hours after descending into the never before explored cave system my five friends and I admitted that we were totally lost.	42
[DEC2020] Santa started in horror at the eight eviscerated bodies of his reindeer and instantly knew...	41
"This will probably die in new", I thought to myself.	40
There's no reason to be afraid of the dark.	37
The final thing I wanted to assure you of, now that you've signed the lease, is that the spider infestation in the basement is no longer an issue.	36
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.	36