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Yes dear l enjoyed the tea but where did you get the tapioca pearls from, I thought we'd run out?

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After 30 years as an optician there's very little that bothers me when it comes to eyes.

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"I'm sorry, you're just not my kind of woman."

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"Money's tight dear so you'll just have to learn to share", my mother said with a sigh.

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"Rats can't chew through glass so you don't need to worry about seeing it again tonight". I then checked the window one last time and

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"The eyes are truly the windows to the soul and yours is beautiful", the mystic complimented me.

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That's the third black widow I've seen in as many minutes which leads me to believe there must be a nest in here somewhere.

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I wasn't afraid when my ex rang up to tell me that I should get tested for HIV.

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As I stroll in the moonlight, the wheat tickling my legs and the breeze kissing my cheeks, I hear the soft caws of crows nesting in a tree nearby.

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It's believed that a giant asteroid crashing into the gulf of Mexico brought about the end of the dinosaurs.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Yes dear l enjoyed the tea but where did you get the tapioca pearls from, I thought we'd run out?	19	TwoSentenceHorror
After 30 years as an optician there's very little that bothers me when it comes to eyes.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
"I'm sorry, you're just not my kind of woman."	19	TwoSentenceHorror
"Money's tight dear so you'll just have to learn to share", my mother said with a sigh.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
"Rats can't chew through glass so you don't need to worry about seeing it again tonight". I then checked the window one last time and	19	TwoSentenceHorror
"The eyes are truly the windows to the soul and yours is beautiful", the mystic complimented me.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
That's the third black widow I've seen in as many minutes which leads me to believe there must be a nest in here somewhere.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
I wasn't afraid when my ex rang up to tell me that I should get tested for HIV.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
As I stroll in the moonlight, the wheat tickling my legs and the breeze kissing my cheeks, I hear the soft caws of crows nesting in a tree nearby.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
It's believed that a giant asteroid crashing into the gulf of Mexico brought about the end of the dinosaurs.	18	TwoSentenceHorror