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No sorry - I'm flattered, but I'm already in a relationship and you're a bit too tipsy for me to feel comfortable anyway.

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Honey, I forgot to mention last week.

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After watching in resignation as the bomb fell towards their town the people rejoiced when it landed and no mushroom cloud rose.

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"I can't believe how long it's been, I've been dying to see you," I told my daughter through the gates.

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The appearance of new sunspots was not a particularly rare phenomenon.

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They say something as smash as the beating of a butterfly's wings on one side of the world can cause a hurricane on the other.

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For the sixtieth consecutive year the little apple tree in your garden has given just a single fruit.

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Your mother survived the procedure.

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The little boy and little girl ran down the stairs, eager to see if Santa had left something in their stockings to help see them through the rest of the famine.

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Here is your $200 deposit back Mr Smith, and thank you again for being such a brilliant customer.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
No sorry - I'm flattered, but I'm already in a relationship and you're a bit too tipsy for me to feel comfortable anyway.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
Honey, I forgot to mention last week.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
After watching in resignation as the bomb fell towards their town the people rejoiced when it landed and no mushroom cloud rose.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
"I can't believe how long it's been, I've been dying to see you," I told my daughter through the gates.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
The appearance of new sunspots was not a particularly rare phenomenon.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
They say something as smash as the beating of a butterfly's wings on one side of the world can cause a hurricane on the other.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
For the sixtieth consecutive year the little apple tree in your garden has given just a single fruit.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
Your mother survived the procedure.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
The little boy and little girl ran down the stairs, eager to see if Santa had left something in their stockings to help see them through the rest of the famine.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
Here is your $200 deposit back Mr Smith, and thank you again for being such a brilliant customer.	16	TwoSentenceHorror