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For the sixtieth consecutive year the little apple tree in your garden has given just a single fruit.

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"There's no such thing as ghosts", I assured myself whilst entering the graveyard.

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Four days after the accident I awoke to news that my wife, kids, and 12 others on the bus hadn't made it.

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Often when slicing a pig open I regret getting a job at an abattoir.

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Excuse me sir, how hot is the peri peri sauce?

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I knew my situation was not as immediately perilous as TV would make it seem.

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I slowly accepted that my girlfriend was almost identical to my mother.

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The advert claims that red bull gives you wings.

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They all thought I didn't have it in me to kill them.

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I'm sorry sir but memory loss is the first symptom.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For the sixtieth consecutive year the little apple tree in your garden has given just a single fruit.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
"There's no such thing as ghosts", I assured myself whilst entering the graveyard.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
Four days after the accident I awoke to news that my wife, kids, and 12 others on the bus hadn't made it.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
Often when slicing a pig open I regret getting a job at an abattoir.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
Excuse me sir, how hot is the peri peri sauce?	15	TwoSentenceHorror
I knew my situation was not as immediately perilous as TV would make it seem.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
I slowly accepted that my girlfriend was almost identical to my mother.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
The advert claims that red bull gives you wings.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
They all thought I didn't have it in me to kill them.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm sorry sir but memory loss is the first symptom.	13	TwoSentenceHorror