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"Don't worry, he won't bite", I assured the mother of the boy who'd approached my dog.

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Congratulations Mrs Wolowitz, you have a beautiful baby girl.

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Which box is which?

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The little girl cut a distraught figure at her mother's funeral, standing alone since nobody knew how to comfort her.

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Developed as a biological weapon in the 60s, the anxiety inducing eyelid-worm escaped containment and is now endemic within the population.

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My parents had always supported me through childhood and college.

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[JUN21] "...to love and obey under God's holy law, until death do you part?"

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Ever since my circular saw accident I've been a much calmer, almost zen-like person.

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"Hope is all we have left!"

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Ever since last summer when my son achieved a degree of local celebrity by joining our town's philharmonic at the age of just twelve, I've become somewhat blasé about seeing him in the newspaper.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Don't worry, he won't bite", I assured the mother of the boy who'd approached my dog.	53	TwoSentenceHorror
Congratulations Mrs Wolowitz, you have a beautiful baby girl.	53	TwoSentenceHorror
Which box is which?	53	TwoSentenceHorror
The little girl cut a distraught figure at her mother's funeral, standing alone since nobody knew how to comfort her.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
Developed as a biological weapon in the 60s, the anxiety inducing eyelid-worm escaped containment and is now endemic within the population.	50	TwoSentenceHorror
My parents had always supported me through childhood and college.	49	TwoSentenceHorror
[JUN21] "...to love and obey under God's holy law, until death do you part?"	49	TwoSentenceHorror
Ever since my circular saw accident I've been a much calmer, almost zen-like person.	48	TwoSentenceHorror
"Hope is all we have left!"	47	TwoSentenceHorror
Ever since last summer when my son achieved a degree of local celebrity by joining our town's philharmonic at the age of just twelve, I've become somewhat blasé about seeing him in the newspaper.	47	TwoSentenceHorror