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I'd always been afraid of my parachute not opening.

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It's cold outside but it's nice and warm under your covers.

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The fortune teller's advert claimed that for $500 she would reveal the exact time and manner of your passing, thus allowing you the chance to escape death.

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Quivering feebly she dared not take her eyes off the eight legged beast in the corner lest it run forwards and strike.

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You've turned all the switches off, checked the smoke alarm, checked the kids are breathing and locked the doors.

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Why is it that every time I look in a mirror I feel compelled to make strange movements?

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I really hate peas.

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I thought I could recognise most creatures but as I peered past the bars of the cage and the "Do not feed the exhibits" sign the animals beyond we're completely alien to me.

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I felt nauseated watching my dog throw up on my new rug.

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"Don't worry, he won't bite", I assured the mother of the boy who'd approached my dog.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'd always been afraid of my parachute not opening.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
It's cold outside but it's nice and warm under your covers.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
The fortune teller's advert claimed that for $500 she would reveal the exact time and manner of your passing, thus allowing you the chance to escape death.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
Quivering feebly she dared not take her eyes off the eight legged beast in the corner lest it run forwards and strike.	57	TwoSentenceHorror
You've turned all the switches off, checked the smoke alarm, checked the kids are breathing and locked the doors.	57	TwoSentenceHorror
Why is it that every time I look in a mirror I feel compelled to make strange movements?	56	TwoSentenceHorror
I really hate peas.	56	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought I could recognise most creatures but as I peered past the bars of the cage and the "Do not feed the exhibits" sign the animals beyond we're completely alien to me.	55	TwoSentenceHorror
I felt nauseated watching my dog throw up on my new rug.	55	TwoSentenceHorror
"Don't worry, he won't bite", I assured the mother of the boy who'd approached my dog.	53	TwoSentenceHorror