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I thought discovering that rain was the tears of angels was worrying.

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As the surge of adrenalin ebbed from my body I held up the girl's severed head and immediately regretted my actions.

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A year ago you asked for my daughter's hand but now you've broken her heart.

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Holding the newborn in my arms I smiled at how much he looked like me.

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Apparently you only do well here if you give it a good twist.

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I heard the Siren from across the lake and knew instantly that my crew were doomed.

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My wife suggested that to spice things up I should tie her to the bed and rub her all over with something from the kitchen.

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I felt all the tension in my joints leave as I slid deeper into the warm bath.

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Where's the baby?

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I can clearly see creatures walking around in my front yard.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought discovering that rain was the tears of angels was worrying.	71	TwoSentenceHorror
As the surge of adrenalin ebbed from my body I held up the girl's severed head and immediately regretted my actions.	69	TwoSentenceHorror
A year ago you asked for my daughter's hand but now you've broken her heart.	67	TwoSentenceHorror
Holding the newborn in my arms I smiled at how much he looked like me.	66	TwoSentenceHorror
Apparently you only do well here if you give it a good twist.	64	TwoSentenceHorror
I heard the Siren from across the lake and knew instantly that my crew were doomed.	63	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife suggested that to spice things up I should tie her to the bed and rub her all over with something from the kitchen.	62	TwoSentenceHorror
I felt all the tension in my joints leave as I slid deeper into the warm bath.	61	TwoSentenceHorror
Where's the baby?	61	TwoSentenceHorror
I can clearly see creatures walking around in my front yard.	60	TwoSentenceHorror