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You know how you don't normally get to choose your own haircut until you're 5 or 6?

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No matter how hard I tapped the moth just wouldn't fly away from the other side of the glass.

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I smiled awkwardly at our neighbour while he watched with clear distaste as my wife fixed a 12th gnome in our front garden display.

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I'd always been a pacifist so seeing my own son in a tank brought a tear to my eye.

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People rejoiced when angels began to descend.

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If you're reading this then I've died.

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[DEC2020] I watched through the window as my two sons stuck sticks in to finish the snow man in our yard.

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I'd spent 3 days hiding in the woods from goblins, faeries, and witches but knew I'd soon perish from hunger even if they didn't find me.

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"Please, no, you don't have to do this", they screamed.

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Unable to hold my breath any longer I breathed out.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You know how you don't normally get to choose your own haircut until you're 5 or 6?	111	TwoSentenceHorror
No matter how hard I tapped the moth just wouldn't fly away from the other side of the glass.	109	TwoSentenceHorror
I smiled awkwardly at our neighbour while he watched with clear distaste as my wife fixed a 12th gnome in our front garden display.	106	TwoSentenceHorror
I'd always been a pacifist so seeing my own son in a tank brought a tear to my eye.	104	TwoSentenceHorror
People rejoiced when angels began to descend.	104	TwoSentenceHorror
If you're reading this then I've died.	98	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC2020] I watched through the window as my two sons stuck sticks in to finish the snow man in our yard.	97	TwoSentenceHorror
I'd spent 3 days hiding in the woods from goblins, faeries, and witches but knew I'd soon perish from hunger even if they didn't find me.	89	TwoSentenceHorror
"Please, no, you don't have to do this", they screamed.	82	TwoSentenceHorror
Unable to hold my breath any longer I breathed out.	76	TwoSentenceHorror