/u/Easpoatsitsinmyass's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It was real funny when the bullies threw me into a locker.

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I yelled "Hello?" into my dark living room after hearing something fall over.

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As I left the spaceship I was beyond excited to be the first human to ever exit the universe.

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As I float in the emptiness of post proton decay space I plead I could take that wish for immortality back.

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While in my spacesuit doing my first repairs I thought "This is awesome!"

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As I realized I was having another sleep paralysis I sighed in annoyance seeing the creatures.

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Finally I can stop time with this device for ten second bursts!

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I had always wondered what my insane father meant when he talked about clones.

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Did you know the human intestines are 20 feet long?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was real funny when the bullies threw me into a locker.	6116
I yelled "Hello?" into my dark living room after hearing something fall over.	1061
As I left the spaceship I was beyond excited to be the first human to ever exit the universe.	79
As I float in the emptiness of post proton decay space I plead I could take that wish for immortality back.	58
While in my spacesuit doing my first repairs I thought "This is awesome!"	42
As I realized I was having another sleep paralysis I sighed in annoyance seeing the creatures.	21
Finally I can stop time with this device for ten second bursts!	20
I had always wondered what my insane father meant when he talked about clones.	19
Did you know the human intestines are 20 feet long?	17
Heart con-	12