/u/EdwardSnowman's posts
[WP] You are a pool cleanliness technician with 35 years of experience laid off and looking for a new job, but every ad you answer turns up being some middle-aged woman looking for a pool boy half your age with whom to have sex
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[WP] Your name is Toby. You don't really like that name, so you make up a really stupid, weird-sounding name
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[RF] You are a guy named Doug. One day at the supermarket, you hold the door for the woman behind you, but she doesn't say "thank you"
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[WP] Bestiality becomes legal in Germany at the turn of the 20th century as Adolf Hitler is coming of age, which leads him down an entirely different career path and prevents the Holocaust from ever occurring
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[WP] The day when Pabst Blue Ribbon actually won a first-place blue ribbon, due to the sheer unholiness of the other beers that were entered into the competition
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