/u/Eggmaster67's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My newborn daughter's been so good at sleeping through the night, and all my friends are shocked when I tell them.

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I squirmed as I felt a hot breath of air go down my neck in the uncomfortably small elevator.

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My newborn daughter keeps crying at night,

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I brushed my husband's hair back neatly as he sat quietly in his chair, just like I have been doing everyday as of late.

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I keep hear someone knocking at our door, but I've never seen anyone when I go to answer it.

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My child loves to cuddle with my husband and I couldn't bring myself to take that away from him, so I just left my husband where he was.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My newborn daughter's been so good at sleeping through the night, and all my friends are shocked when I tell them.	322
I squirmed as I felt a hot breath of air go down my neck in the uncomfortably small elevator.	35
My newborn daughter keeps crying at night,	31
I brushed my husband's hair back neatly as he sat quietly in his chair, just like I have been doing everyday as of late.	31
I keep hear someone knocking at our door, but I've never seen anyone when I go to answer it.	10
My child loves to cuddle with my husband and I couldn't bring myself to take that away from him, so I just left my husband where he was.	4