/u/Eigengraulogy's posts in /r/NoSleep

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My son asked me to check the closet for monsters. I didn't need to.

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I never pranked my parents again after the incident.

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Someone has made it an annual tradition to amputate a part of my body.

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I don’t know why I let a strange man into my home last night.

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I bumped into a strange person and their dog last night. I just found out it wasn't a dog.

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The last 911 call I took.

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I had to stop my wife from birthing an empire.

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Fuckthing. NSFW

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A child without eyes waved to me from another car as I was driving. I followed it.

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I told my wife I fantasized about cutting off her head. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My son asked me to check the closet for monsters. I didn't need to.	10189
I never pranked my parents again after the incident.	4510
Someone has made it an annual tradition to amputate a part of my body.	3974
I don’t know why I let a strange man into my home last night.	3745
I bumped into a strange person and their dog last night. I just found out it wasn't a dog.	3535
The last 911 call I took.	2257
I had to stop my wife from birthing an empire.	1431
Fuckthing. NSFW	1165
A child without eyes waved to me from another car as I was driving. I followed it.	1111
I told my wife I fantasized about cutting off her head. NSFW	866