/u/EilrahcNotneb's posts
[WP] Christopher Columbus landed in the New World and was promptly murdered by a tribe of particularly violent Natives. With a delay in European invasion, the united Native tribes retained control of America and the US was never founded.
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[WP] An epic battle wages between two armies across a sodden, bloodsoaked battlefield. The winner will rule the kingdom. But you have no side, and as you cut down soldiers of both colours, you come ever closer to your true target...
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[PI] You are a commoner in a fantasy world where you absorb the abilities of others when you kill them. You just murdered a wizard.
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[WP] The world ended in 2012 and we're now living in the apocalypse. Hell has risen. However, humanity is far too wrapped up in its own shit to notice and Satan is desperate to have someone recognise his hard work.
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[WP] The Grim Reaper IS a bad guy. Death isn't a natural phenomenon in the universe, just a hobby of this malicious, hooded entity. Time to put him down.
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[WP] Researchers land on an alien world which lies in ruins, its original inhabitants long dead. They encounter an artificial intelligence left behind; it calls itself 'the Cloud', and it wants to tell them about humanity.
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[WP] The Curiosity Rover sees something fall to Mars from the sky. True to its name, it abandons its mission and races to find the fallen star.
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[WP] As a cosmic joke, the REM song 'It's the End of the World As We Know It' has always played for a person at the moment of their death. This was even more confusing before the song was made.
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[WP] To prevent confusion, all citizens are now legally required to hold up a 'JOKE' sign after saying something in a non-serious, humorous manner. Today, you left yours at home, and being constantly serious is fucking killing you.
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