/u/Ekesdkekskd's posts
[WP] After you were abducted by aliens, you were put in an underground gladiator arena on their home planet. Immediately after they put you in a cage with the other gladiators, they look at you with wide eyes… « whoa… look guys, a human ! Is it true that you can punch and grab at the SAME time ? »
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[WP] Even though aliens can’t do jokes, art and music, because their brain is so different than ours, they can still appreciate it. And they LOVE human musics, arts and jokes. So, once you have been abducted and put in their spaceship, they tell you that you’re the future Royal Menestrel.
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[WP] Aliens are planning a massive infiltration on earth, and have captured a large group of humans to study their behavior in order to blend in. The humans have caught on, however, and are actively trying to act as goofy, stupid and non-human as possible.
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[WP] « So, what will it be », the genie sighted. « Wealth ? Power ? Love ? I’ve heard all of the- » « I wish that dinosaurs existed in the Middle Ages. » « What ? » « And I also wish to be able to travel back in time. And to teleport. Time to see what Genghis is gonna do with all of this. »
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[WP] "I wish ants were sentient." "Wish granted." "I wish they could understand me." "Wish granted." "I wish I could control them." "Wish grant- wait, what ? Not again..." "What do you mean?", you ask. Suddently, you hear a noise behind you. "This is gonna be a long day", says the genie.
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[WP] In a world with heroes, villains and superpowers, you are the greatest hero the world has ever seen. Why ? Because you seem to be the only one to realize that guns are actually better than fireballs and laser beams.
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[WP] You just died, yet you are still conscious, and as you try to understand why glowing letters appear : « END OF CUTSCENE. CHARGING THE NEW LEVEL. »
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[WP] In a world where heroes and villains keep doing monologues, speeches are weapons. Great monologues can give someone the edge in a fight. Not that you know anything about speeches. But your name is Cringe Man, and the world trembles before your words !
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[WP] When somebody turns 18, they get to face the Song Master, a mysterious man who knows every existing song, and choose one music that will reflect their entire adult life. You just turned 18, but when you told the Song Master the name of your song, he said : « No ! You can’t do that ! »
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