/u/EksVee15's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy
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So I own a haunted house, but it's whatever because I bought pets to host the spirits, so one day when I brought a friend home for homework he screamed that my cat was possessed when he saw it holding a bag of crisps with cyan bright eyes floating around the ceiling.
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